Rakhi Sawant charging a former Miss India with rape.

Nityanand launching the speaking cow.

Sanskari babuji popping viagra secretly.

Rahul baba still undecided on his religion and nationality too.

Sajid Khan hiding behind his sister. No hope. She has lost weight. And he can be spotted easily.

People finally get to know who Anu Malik is. Yes, that same bloke who gave us the potential grammy winning song - Uchi hai building, lift teri bandh hai..

...ok second clue. Dekho baarish ho rahi hai... it's raining. ( not even now)?

Fine... Ok...that ugly, squivel eyed old busy twat....
CHORUS: Oh Anu Malik

Rakhi Sawant complaning about her perrenial constipation problem.

India has barely come out of these jolts, and now comes our desi superman. Also, if you have a thing for detail, you will find a desi spider woman. Please notice her costume carefully. Na boss ebaar aar parajachena. Mone hoche neel sheeb thakur Rupa er lal jangia pore baajaar e nebe podeche. Ebaar baarandar tike jhaapate hi haube.

-3hlxn2oU