Mein Bohut serious hu ...hasna maat


5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Mumbai, Kakatta ya Punjab ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri 'puja,shanti aur Bhakti' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .-1% percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho.

Tab fir Temporary nahin permanent life ho,
Mein bhi ghode pe bethu jab meri sagai ho,
yaar bas aisi aapni wife ho.